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Name: jaraco.parables
Version: 1.0.0
Summary: Reassuring Parables Generator
Home-page: https://github.com/jaraco/jaraco.parables
Author: Jason R. Coombs
Author-email: jaraco@jaraco.com
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Classifier: Development Status :: 5 - Production/Stable
Classifier: Intended Audience :: Developers
Classifier: License :: OSI Approved :: MIT License
Classifier: Programming Language :: Python :: 3
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Python library based on `XKCD 1263: Reassuring <https://xkcd.com/1263/>`_.

Based on `Reassuring-Parable-Generator
<https://github.com/JackToaster/Reassuring-Parable-Generator>`_,
it generates thousands of reassuring parables about things humans
are better than computers at every second.

Usage
=====

To use the program, pass the filename of the .cfg you would like to use.

Several files are included:

1. reassuring - The standard reassuring parable generator.
2. self-reference - A test file that generates statements about the text generator program.
3. trump - A popular US President.

Example
-------

    $ python -m jaraco.parables reassuring -n 20
    Computers won't be able to understand a piece of music.
    A computer never will be able to experience eating a cookie.
    A computer won't experience eating a salad.
    A computer will never enjoy a poem.
    A computer won't ever be able to understand a poem.
    Computers will never experience a wonderful piece of music.
    A computer can't understand a song.
    Computers won't be able to experience eating a cake.
    A computer will never have the ability to enjoy a song.
    Computers will never be able to understand a sonnet.
    A computer isn't capable of enjoy a song.
    A computer will never be able to experience eating a chicken dinner.
    Computers won't ever be able to experience a superb sonnet.
    No computer is capable of taste a piece of pie.
    Computers never will be able to enjoy a amazing sonnet.
    Computers will never be able to experience eating a cake.
    A computer isn't capable of experience a beautiful poem.
    Computers will never have the ability to enjoy a superb sonnet.
    Computers won't ever be able to experience a story.
    Computers will never have the ability to experience a play.


