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三档

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-会不会呀，笨蛋
-加档！

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闭嘴，汤姆！

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-你弄什么了，墨菲？
-她什么也没弄

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-爆胎而已
-墨菲定律

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你闭嘴！

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-把备胎拿出来，汤姆
-这个就是备胎

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那就补胎吧

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在这鬼地方，怎么补？

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自己想办法

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你怎么了，墨菲？

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你和妈妈为什么要用坏事给我取名字？

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我们没有

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那墨菲定律呢？

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墨菲定律并不是说有坏事发生

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而是说只要有可能就一定会发生

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起码，对我们来说听起来不错

