Jims nice enough. I dont... I dont know how well hes fitting in here. Hes always looking at the camera like this.   What is that?
Yeah.
Scared?
Call of Duty!
Look how cute he is! Hes trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.
Im sorry nothing
Just tap S then D.
Any... last words? No?
throws some desk material in the air to signify debris from the grenade explosion
Um
Dammit.
Uh
But dont worry about it. My snack food doesnt fall under the umbrella of your authority.
Okay
I am NOT a quitter. I will do this all day if you want.
Yeah
Oh
Mm.
Yeah
Six?
Im calling a supermarket in Montreal.
Bonjour. Je cherche des tchips de la marque Herrs. Non? Ah... merci quand meme. Au revoir.
Thanks.
Whered you find them?
Hey.
My chair is squeaking.
You took my chair.
When you get up
Thats it? Thats what you came up with?
Really?

stop.
This is not fair
This is not a proportionate response.
Nice basket.
Oh. Did you shake it?
Thanks.
Got it.
Ooh.
Andy
Oh
Its not good.
Goodnight
Hey dummy
Yes
Yeah
Sure. Heres your bag. Just dont puke on anything. You okay?
Good.
Hey.
Who are you faxing so early in the morning?
Hey
What you gonna do?
You know
Yeah
Yeah
Okay
Yeah
This is going to be an adventure.
Right on.   Hey is that Joshs computer?
Hi.
Karen. I love your sweater.
Really? Thats so cool. Ive always wanted to learn...
...to knit.
Uh wait
This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message.
This is Karen Filippelli. Please leave a message.
Dis is Kar-en Fill-uh-pel-li. Please leava me da message. A bon danza.
Mm-hm.
Karen Filippelli.
Uh
Must be an... air freshener plugged in somewhere. It smells like a funeral home.
Oh
I... I... I
Its just my crazy nose. Im... uh
Whos Bob Vance?
Shouldnt we be equals?
Does Bob Vance work for Vance Refrigeration?
How are we going to get home?
Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration.
Im at the grocery store buying a corkscrew to give myself a lobotomy.
Oh my god! Hey! You want to meet at Coopers in an hour? I need a drink.
Yeah.
Ok.
Hey.
...Almost done?
Hey I got one.
Jesus.
You cant give paperclips to a baby. He could swallow.
Hey.
What is going on?
I love it. I want in. Whos the target?
Perfect. What do I do? Just give me an assignment.
Demen-Dementors like in Harry Potter?
Uh
Ok ... um
A Christmas drinking game ...
What?
Youre kidding.
Yeah
Does anyone ever stand up to Angela or..?
Right.
Oh cool
Oh
Yeah
Whats your funding?
Umm
Oh
And then theres a way more fun party that starts at two forty-five.
I think thats a really good option...
Hes cute. You should date him.
Yup.
All right Stanley. Woo.
Lots of it!
Are we taking this too far? You know what
Hey
Oh
Oh
Dwight
Open it! Open it ! Open it!
Do you like it?
Well the Committee to Plan Parties has served its purpose. Were gonna disband. In the name of Christmas.
Angela
Yeah
OK.
No way.
And now we get to remember it forever.
Thank you.
Yeah
Dwight
Nope.
I still havent found an apartment yet. Im living in a hotel. Yesterday
What are the ingredients of poi?
You sure?
I think I owe you one.
For talking sense into Halpert. The Days Inn room 228 was starting to get really depressing.
Yeah
Oh
Wait
Lets go get a broom.
Why are we turning in here
Yeah
Thanks. That was fun.
Thank you.
Thats nice.
Hey
Yeah.
You ready Jim?
So
Did you ever have a thing for Pam?
I moved here from Connecticut...
Kay.
What happened on your sales call?
Hey.
Yeah
Look
Do you still have feelings for her?
I guess Jim and I have had a little bit of a rough patch for the past couple weeks but we had some really good talks and actually now I think that were better than ever.
Karen Fillipelli. Jims girlfriend.
Yep.
Thats rude.
Mr. Franklin?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Ben Franklin tied a cherry stem with his mouth!
So I guess you have the Ben Franklin wig and the costume and you figure
Hey um
Well that you kissed. And we talked it through and its totally fine
Really?
Okay.
So um
What are you sorry about?
What are you sorry about?
A toaster.
Yeah. P and R?
Ah
Every little thing she does is magic. Every little thing she do just turns me on. Even though my life before was tragic. Now I know my love for her goes on. Every...
Oh my God!
Oh
But Jim
Hey Jim
What glare?
Im the only one left. Everyone else was either fired or quit. And there is one in Anger Management.
Rachel
Hey
Thats Drake. And just so you know
And it didnt end well.
Well
Really? I thought it was so obvious. Im glad it didnt make you uncomfortable.
Ok. Oh
I so got you.
Of course not. I mean
Oh my God
Hey Jan.
So do you want to see it or not?
Oh my God
Yeah.
Yeah! You would rather sit on your couch and watch a Phillies game
Bye. Ok
...and were gonna go to dinner.
And then were gonna go to the movies.

Hey
I feel great
Well
Um
And hes a big dude
When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed
Maybe you just feel guilty about all the pranks.
Hmm... I dont know. Maybe you should go back out there and sell paper so we can go on a trip.
Fifty-one.
Its a strategy!
Thank you.
I dont know this place as well as I thought I did. Im getting cleaned out.
Actually I think you could make the argument that it wastes time.
Hey
No.
Im good. Thanks.
Hey
Dwight
Look
What youre saying is extremely misogynistic.
Im saying that youre being sexist.
That - its the same thing.
Can we just get back to work?
Frankly
Its a pretty common one.
That is not healthy behavior.
OK
Look
Phyllis. What do you think? Too much?
Answer it.
OK
Hole?
Oh my God! You ass!
Get em big boy!
Cmon
Hello? Yeah
As well.
Yes. uh
That would be fine.
Cut it out!
Hey.
Its okay
Oh. Okay.
Pam is... kind of a bitch.
Hey

Heh.
Wait
Oh.
Cause of Jan again?
Hey
Thanks.
Thanks.
Do you want to get back together with her?
Do it.
Oh my God. Can you believe that?
Wow!
I know!
All right
Hey
Oh
No
Cause Im going to get the job.
So we have all night. Where do you want to go first?
How often do you come here?
I think youll really enjoy this
That wasnt him.  Jim nods
So whats going to happen to us when I get this job?
Well
Exactly. But you get it
Uh
So
Yeah?
Hes a very nice man. And hes very well suited for the job he has now.
He would be disaster.
Wow. That was some serious... hardcore... self destruction.
Dont! Shes nuts!
Okay
Just call me when youre done.
Good luck
Yeah.
Thanks Ro. Hey
I am the regional manager of Dunder-Mifflin Utica branch. Turns out its a pretty easy gig when your boss isnt an idiot and your boyfriends not in love with somebody else.
Look
Look
Hello?
Michael...
Listen
Im-
You called me.
Im pretty sure his familys coming with him.
Tobys not a salesperson.
Oooh. Good-bye Michael.
Jim?
Uh
What are you doing here?
I cried for weeks over that guy
Let me ask you
Im taking Stanley.
Jim
So youre still doing this kind of stuff
If you wanted to see me

Oh
Traffic
Hey. Hi
What!
Of course not!
Lets just get this over with
Not gonna have to do that
But now we think youre a liar.
Uh
Okay. All right everyone
Can I please see you in my office
No thats
You know
Uh
Thank you. It just all happened so fast.
Yes
His name is Dan
Yeah
Oh
So
Thats so great. Thats great.
Oh
Hows Jim?
Oh my God
Ever banged an entire bachelorette party
Why are you singling my line out
