Thats perfect. You know what would be even more hilarious? Remember that thing we did when Jim was in high school with his girlfriend?
That
Oh yeah.
I think this is better.
This is nicer
Nice to see you again
Yeah
Hey
Yeah but
Just saying. How many famous trumpeters can you name besides... Louis Armstrong?
The point is Pam
And there are hobbies. I love baseball more than anything
Im just calling it like I see it.
It was Pams idea. Pam was the mastermind.
That was killer. I was so close to blowing it.
Alright
Like
You know what? Never too married for a noogie.
Smoking.
A little mo cardio.
Douche.
No thank you. My names Pete.
Pete!
What? Why?
No Im not.
Sure
NASCAR. The Amazing Race.
You mean horses?
Ah
I dont want it
I want to start my own business. I want to be a millionaire. Lots of things. Travel
Well
Why are you getting rid of it?
Your husband?
Really? I got something?
Yay
Thats really nice.
Its open.
OK.
Uh
No
Seems unnecessary for an audition.
That Clark
Yeah
Hey
The weird thing is Erin is doing the audition alone.
Now
Someone whos already got rapport with Erin
Sorry
Yeah
Yeah we noticed early on
Yeah
Hey Erin!
Oh—okay. Sorry.
Fonas chek!
Oh sorry! Sorry.
I dont think thats Nelly.
I didnt realize that everybody here dresses up every year.
What?
Fax?
Cool. Hes like 40 though
Awesome. Have fun.
Hey. Shes back.
Yeah
Hey
Oh. Nope. Its not that
Yeah
Ok.
Yeah.
Okay
Toby got us all to participate in Movember. Its a charity for prostate cancer. You pledge money and then you grow a mustache for the month of November.

Erin
What?
Oh
Wow.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
One of my jobs is to input customer complaints into the computer. And when theyre in
Thats the idea.
Well
Will do.
Kevin
This next card comes to us thanks to Meredith Palmer
All right. Up next we got a whole lotta Creed.
All right.
There we go.
Nicely done. Very nicely done. All right
There you go.
Hey
There we go. All right
All right. Check it out.
Like a Phoenix from the ashes. Ksshhhh!
Can you hand me a card?
What?
Did she buy it?
See ya later
Our crowning complaint card comes to us thanks to Pamela Halpert...
For insulting a clients recently deceased mother.
Well
yeah. Thats-- that is terrible.
Im just hoping German terrorists dont take over this Christmas party. Make me go all John McClane on their asses.
Die hard reference.
You havent seen die hard?
Why havent you seen die hard?
Come out to the coast
Actually
Oh
Common mistake.
My brother dared me to memorize it
Hear what?
You dont like flying
No
Let Heinrich plant the detonators and Theo prepare the vault. After that--
That is transcribed by some fan. They make mistakes.
Hey. Everything okay?
Right
Or we can just sit and talk
I mean
Okay.
Okay
Yeah. Definitely.   Hey
Oh
Uh
Hows that?
Yeah
Okay.
No
Hey
Okay.
Hey
Stocking pens
What?
Then we created a bunch of fake friends for Derek
Oh
Oh! All right
Yeah.
Yes.
Bap
All right
That is correct. Come on
Hey.
Well
yeah.
Oh
Erin says shes gonna break up with Andy
Sure.
Ill get my coat.
Meredith
Hey
Oh.
Oh
Ive got the seat adjusted right.
I was just leaving.
I dont know. Women do tend to move on quicker than men.
It just occurred to me that Andy has been calling me Plop for so long
Hey.
Yeah.   You were gone.
For a long time
Andy
What?
Andy?
Andy.
Im trying..
Andy.
You cant fire-
If you want to talk to me
Ill be in the annex.
Alright? Ill be in the annex.
Toby!
Toby?
Hey. You got a sec to talk?
Yeah. Look
Well
Yeah.
I do think we can have a fair....
Alice. Oh man.
Yeah. We uh
Well. Is it?
Ok.
Andy
It is awkward. This is a really uncomfortable situation that youve contrived.
Yeah.
No.
It is so unpleasant. You?
Dude
It was college. That is what you do.
Shes nice to me.
Oh my god.
Uh
No!
I just want to be real clear that chopsticks is not the measure of a man.
Why dont you say in the beginning: This isnt really going that well
Ok
Yeah.
Your morning 3-by-5. Coming right up.
Poor Angela.
Erin! Erin! Just stop.
Relax.
Yeah.   Whoa!
Ok   Hey hey hey
Yeah
Oh
Its cool
See
Wow. Cause
Plop? Still?
Fine.
A horse.
Whats the opposite of a horse?
Uh
Yeah
There he is!
