Grading the sprint...
Taking attendance on stakeholders...
Drafting the lesson plan...
Administering a pop quiz on requirements...
Holding office hours for the roadmap...
Curriculum-mapping the deliverables...
Peer-reviewing the homework...
Holding a parent-teacher sync...
Issuing a hall pass for scope creep...
Running a pop quiz on edge cases...
Assigning group work to the team...
Recessing for a coffee break...
Submitting to the review board...
Studying for the stakeholder exam...
Extending the deadline like a school break...
Tutoring the junior stakeholders...
Report-carding the quarter...
Field-tripping through the codebase...
Assigning detention for unresolved tickets...
Graduating the MVP...
