Some men are discovered; others are found out.
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Words must be weighed, not counted.
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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
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You attempt things that you do not even plan because of your extreme stupidity.
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Words are the voice of the heart.
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Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.
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A king's castle is his home.
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last.
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The universe is laughing behind your back.
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The best prophet of the future is the past.
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It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
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Money may buy friendship but money can not buy love.
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Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca.
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Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
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Many pages make a thick book.
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Every purchase has its price.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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You will step on the night soil of many countries.
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Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
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He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along rowboat when going on cruise.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
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The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
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Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable.
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A man who fishes for marlin in ponds will put his money in Etruscan bonds.
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A good memory does not equal pale ink.
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How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent.
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You dialed 5483
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It's later than you think.
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Mistakes are oft the stepping stones to failure.
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It's not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
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Far duller than a serpent's tooth it is to spend a quiet youth.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.
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Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down.
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Deprive a mirror of its silver and even the Czar won't see his face.
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Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
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To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more difficult to criticize the competent.
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He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.
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Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples.
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Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
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You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
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As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.
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One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
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Crazee Edeee,  his prices are INSANE!!!
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It is better to wear out than to rust out.
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When the wind is great, bow before it; when the wind is heavy, yield to it.
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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.
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It is the wise bird who builds his nest in a tree.
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How you look depends on where you go.
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A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs.
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A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
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Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
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Even a hawk is an eagle among crows.
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Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
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People who take cat naps don't usually sleep in a cat's cradle.
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
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Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
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Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy.
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You have mail.
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His heart was yours from the first moment that you met.
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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
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He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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Today is the last day of your life so far.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
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Go directly to jail.  Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
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For a good time, call 8367-3100.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.
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Those who can, do; those who can't, write.  Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
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God does not play dice.
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This fortune is inoperative.  Please try another.
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Laugh, and the world ignores you.  Crying doesn't help either.
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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You will feel hungry again in another hour.
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You now have Asian Flu.
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God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
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Disk crisis, please clean up!
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You auto buy now.
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Many are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do the choosing.
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Try the Moo Shu Pork.  It is especially good today.
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Many are cold, but few are frozen.
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The early worm gets the bird.
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He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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The future isn't what it used to be. (It never was.)
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Can't open /usr/lib/fortunes.
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If God had wanted you to go around nude, He would have given you bigger hands.
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It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance from Sam.
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Disk crunch - please clean up.
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Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543
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I will never lie to you.
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Spock: We suffered 23 casualties in that attack, Captain.
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Your computer account is overdrawn.  Please reauthorize.
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1 bulls, 3 cows
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It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
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Waste not, get your budget cut next year.
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Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
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Snow Day - stay home.
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Save gas, don't eat beans.
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All that glitters has a high refractive index.
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Ignore previous fortune.
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When in doubt, lead trump.
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23. ...  r-q1
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unix soit qui mal y pense
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Even a cabbage may look at a king.
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Honi soit la vache qui rit.
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No directory
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Don't eat yellow snow.
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One Bell System - it works.
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One Bell System - it sometimes works.
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* UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
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chess tonight
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External Security:
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Peters hungry, time to eat lunch.
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MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
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IOT trap -- core dumped
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IOT trap -- mos dumped
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/usr/news/gotcha
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Rotten wood can not be carved - Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9)
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System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing.
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: is not an identifier
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Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.
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Those who can do, those who can't, write.
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The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
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New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
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You might have mail.
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You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME
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You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
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